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The USSA is a fictitious country, run by fictitious idiots, voted in by other fictitious idiots. I mean after all, this could never really happen -- could it? Below you find the latest news, photos, videos, and events -- plus the last five blog postings. Everyone who becomes a member is entitled to a personal blog -- and membership is free. I encourage you to use your blog to parody you life in the USSA. Our Führer Mohammad Ben Dover Yurmama has promised to use his blog to keep a diary of his time in the White Berghof.

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Führer Mohammad Ben Dover Yurmama

Ronald Reagan From The Grave

Thomas Paine Says

Throw the Bums Out!

Now This Really Pisses Me Off

Recently, much for the same reasons as Hitler set up the Gestapo, Chairman Obama set up an un-Constitutional White House Snitch Office. His Snitch Czar demands that "Good Americans" send to the White House (flag@whitehouse.gov) all email correspondence disagreeing with the Obamessiah, including all email addresses to and from, and to even report casual conversations with people disagreeing with Obama. It is illegal because our First Amendment Right to free Speech forbids the government to intimidate Americans who do speak. If having your fellow Americans rat you out for speaking out of Communism isn't intimidation by the government -- I don't know what is.

Today, I receive the Below email from David Axelrod (one of Obama's Chicago Thugs)  at the White House. I have never sent the White House my email address and have nothing to say to the Chicago Thugs and Communists currently infesting that building. I can only assume I was snitched on by one of the Chairman's loyal comrades -- and the White House feels like I need to be re-educated on Socialized Health Care.

This is what it has come to -- snitch, and then re-educate those not goose-stepping to the tune of Hope and Change. What happens to the ones refusing to be re-educated? We know how Jos. Stalin and Adolph Hitler handled them -- and how their loyal subjects refused to believe what was going on right under their very noses.

Isn't ironic that Liberals and the ACLU are so concerned with the Government listening in on the phone calls of Islamic terrorists -- yet our email address are being collected and Communist propaganda sent to it? What do you think the next step, and the one after that will be?

I refuse to be re-educated, so I guess William Ayers' alternative is their only option..

Dave Schultz

www.oldhippie.com

Chairman Obama

This is your life

Your Government, Your Taxes, Your Hobby

In the above video, you see one of the requirements of your government's new "Cash for  Clunkers" program initiated this past Monday. This is a program where your government pays $4500 to get those nasty pick up trucks and SUVs off the road -- so that you instead drive a nice green little toy car. In this perverse program using our tax dollars, dealers have to drain all of the liquids out of the motor and pour liquid glass into the motor -- running it until she blows. Personally, I think it is the program that blows.

Dear President Obama: You are the thirteenth President under whom I have lived and unlike any of the others, you truly scare me. You scare me because after months of exposure, I know nothing about you. You scare me because I do not know how you paid for your expensive Ivy League education and your upscale lifestyle and housing with no visible signs of support. You scare me because you did not spend the formative years of youth growing up in  America and culturally you are not an American.
You scare me because you have never run a company or met a payroll.

You scare me because you have never had military experience, thus don't understand it at its core.

You scare me because you lack humility and 'class', always blaming others. You scare me because for over half your life you have aligned yourself with radical extremists who hate  America and you refuse to publicly denounce these radicals who wish to see  America fail.

You scare me because you are a cheerleader for the 'blame  America ' crowd and deliver this message abroad.

You scare me because you want to change  America to a European style country where the government sector dominates instead of the private sector. You scare me because you want to replace our health care system with a government controlled one.

You scare me because you prefer 'wind mills' to responsibly capitalizing on our own vast oil, coal and shale reserves.

You scare me because you want to kill the American capitalist goose that lays the golden egg which provides the highest standard of living in the world.

You scare me because you have begun to use 'extortion' tactics against certain banks and corporations.

You scare me because your own political party shrinks from challenging you on your wild and irresponsible spending proposals.

You scare me because you will not openly listen to or even consider opposing points of view from intelligent people.

You scare me because you falsely believe that you are both omnipotent and omniscient.

You scare me because the media gives you a free pass on everything you do.

You scare me because you demonize and want to silence the Limbaughs, Hannitys, O'Relllys and Becks who offer opposing, conservative points of view.

You scare me because you prefer controlling over governing.

Finally, you scare me because if you serve a second term I will probably not feel safe in writing a similar letter in 8 years.

Lou Pritchett

America Has Cease to Have a Government Of The People For The People

As I write this, or fraudulently serving President has finished visiting all of his friends in the Arab Countries — and is in visiting with his Communist friends in Russia. Yet, no one appears to be concerned that the United States has an illegally and fraudulently elected Executive Branch — and Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces. The is the biggest fraud ever perpetrated on the American people — allowing for the treasonous acts of ignoring our Bill of Rights and Constitution.

Don't believe me, read the below.

No one has ever seen a legitimate Birth Certificate proving Chairman Obama's American Citizenship — and America appears to be powerless to ask for this proof. The American Constitution and Bill of Rights are being shredded in favor of politicians changing government to suit them — not the people they represent.

We've all seen the videos of Obama's Grandmother in Kenya state that he was born in Kenya as his mother was too far along in her pregnancy to travel back to the US to have Obama there. We've seen people traveling to Kenya to interview witnesses and copy documentation immediately arrested, have their passports seized, and deported - as the Obama family has a lot of power in that Communist governed Muslim country. We've seen the arguments of those going to school in Indonesia having to be citizens of Indonesia, and to give up any other citizenship. We've not been allowed to see proof of his re-admittance into the US from Indonesia, where he'd have to declare citizenship and reapply for US citizenship. We've seen all of his college records ordered sealed — where scholarship information based on Muslim faith and non-US Citizenship are alleged to be disclosed. We've all seen the stories giving serious and legitimate doubt of Obama's American citizenship, as a REQUIREMENT to serve as President — but here is a new twist WE hadn't known.

What passport did he use when he was shuttling between New York , Jakarta , and Karachi ?

So how did a young man who arrived in New York in early June 1981, without the price of a hotel room in his pocket, suddenly come up with the price of a round-the-world trip just a month later? And once he was on a plane, shuttling between New York, Jakarta, and Karachi, what passport was he offering when he passed through Customs and Immigration?

It makes the debate over Obama's citizenship a rather short and simple one.

Q: Did he travel to Pakistan in 1981, at age 20?

A: Yes, by his own admission.

  Q: What passport did he travel under?

A: There are only three possibilities.

  1. He traveled with a U.S. Passport,

  2) He traveled with a British passport, or

  3) He traveled with an Indonesia passport.

Q: Is it possible that Obama traveled with a U.S. Passport in 1981?

A: No. It is not possible. Pakistan was on the U.S. State Department's "no travel" list in 1981.

Conclusion: When Obama went to Pakistan in 1981 he was traveling either with a British passport or an Indonesian passport. If he was traveling with a British passport that would provide proof that he was born in Kenya on August 4, 1961, not in Hawaii as he claims. And if he was traveling with an Indonesian passport that would prove that he relinquished whatever previous citizenship he held, British or American, prior to being adopted by his Indonesian step-father in 1967.

Whatever the truth of the matter, the American people need to know how he managed to become a "natural born" American citizen between 1981 and 2008. Given the destructive nature of his plans for America, as illustrated by his speech before Congress and the disastrous spending plan he has presented to Congress, the sooner we learn the truth of all this, the better.

The American people not only deserve to have answers to these questions, they must have answers. However, instead of getting those answers — Obama, with absolute protection from those politicians taking away all of our rights in our best interest, is planning his next move as Chairmanship of his dream World Government — which is Communist like and Pro-Muslim. If you think we are a "Government of the People, For The People" — you are a dreamer.

On July 4th, 1776 — brave men signed the Declaration of Independence. In that Declaration, is the following:

That whenever any form of government becomes destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to affect their safety and happiness.

…when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security.

We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us.

They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity.

Are we as Brave as our Forefathers? Hardly! A little more than half are looking for Hope & Change where they get something for nothing. The rest are apathetic Sheeple who will stand by and allow their rights to be taken from them — and then cry when it is too late.

It is time replace a repressive government giving us (high) Taxation Without Representation — before this country is bankrupted into a full Dictatorship with Chairman Obama your ruler.

If you aren't looking for something for nothing, or you are not apathetic and don't like the direction the Unholy Trinity of Obama, Pelosi, and Reid are taking us — you will forward this in its entirety to all in your email address book.

The Old Hippie

Declaration of Independence

Here is the complete text of the Declaration of Independence. The original spelling and capitalization have been retained. (Adopted by Congress on July 4, 1776)

The Unanimous Declaration of the Thirteen United States of America

When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bonds which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. That to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That whenever any form of government becomes destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security. --Such has been the patient sufferance of these colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former systems of government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute tyranny over these states. To prove this, let facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his assent to laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his governors to pass laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of representation in the legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved representative houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the legislative powers, incapable of annihilation, have returned to the people at large for their exercise; the state remaining in the meantime exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavored to prevent the population of these states; for that purpose obstructing the laws for naturalization of foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migration hither, and raising the conditions of new appropriations of lands.

He has obstructed the administration of justice, by refusing his assent to laws for establishing judiciary powers.

He has made judges dependent on his will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of new offices, and sent hither swarms of officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, standing armies without the consent of our legislature.

He has affected to render the military independent of and superior to civil power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his assent to their acts of pretended legislation:

For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by mock trial, from punishment for any murders which they should commit on the inhabitants of these states:

For cutting off our trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing taxes on us without our consent:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of trial by jury:

For transporting us beyond seas to be tried for pretended offenses:

For abolishing the free system of English laws in a neighboring province, establishing therein an arbitrary government, and enlarging its boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule in these colonies:

For taking away our charters, abolishing our most valuable laws, and altering fundamentally the forms of our governments:

For suspending our own legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated government here, by declaring us out of his protection and waging war against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burned our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of cruelty and perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the head of a civilized nation.

He has constrained our fellow citizens taken captive on the high seas to bear arms against their country, to become the executioners of their friends and brethren, or to fall themselves by their hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavored to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian savages, whose known rule of warfare, is undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these oppressions we have petitioned for redress in the most humble terms: our repeated petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have we been wanting in attention to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, enemies in war, in peace friends.

We, therefore, the representatives of the United States of America, in General Congress, assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the name, and by the authority of the good people of these colonies, solemnly publish and declare, that these united colonies are, and of right ought to be free and independent states; that they are absolved from all allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the state of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as free and independent states, they have full power to levy war, conclude peace, contract alliances, establish commerce, and to do all other acts and things which independent states may of right do. And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.

New Hampshire: Josiah Bartlett, William Whipple, Matthew Thornton

Massachusetts: John Hancock, Samual Adams, John Adams, Robert Treat Paine, Elbridge Gerry

Rhode Island: Stephen Hopkins, William Ellery

Connecticut: Roger Sherman, Samuel Huntington, William Williams, Oliver Wolcott

New York: William Floyd, Philip Livingston, Francis Lewis, Lewis Morris

New Jersey: Richard Stockton, John Witherspoon, Francis Hopkinson, John Hart, Abraham Clark

Pennsylvania: Robert Morris, Benjamin Rush, Benjamin Franklin, John Morton, George Clymer, James Smith, George Taylor, James Wilson, George Ross

Delaware: Caesar Rodney, George Read, Thomas McKean

Maryland: Samuel Chase, William Paca, Thomas Stone, Charles Carroll of Carrollton

Virginia: George Wythe, Richard Henry Lee, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Harrison, Thomas Nelson, Jr., Francis Lightfoot Lee, Carter Braxton

North Carolina: William Hooper, Joseph Hewes, John Penn

South Carolina: Edward Rutledge, Thomas Heyward, Jr., Thomas Lynch, Jr., Arthur Middleton

Georgia: Button Gwinnett, Lyman Hall, George Walton

On this anniversary of the Declaration of Independence from a tyrant government with gave us Taxation Without Representation, it might do us all good to read what these brave men affixed their signature to -- lest we forget.

Uncle Jay's News For Mid-June 09

"We aint rich, but one day this year we will be cause we got Barack Obama"

A phone message from one of the people who voted for Chairman Obama, making you understand why they voted for him.

Obama Checking In With Rev. Wright

I think I love Her

Uncle Jay Explains Bailing Out Automakers

He has a way of making us nitwits understand why the government must handle our day-to-day lives, and protect us ins spite of our stupidity.

Remember Pravda?

Yes, the State News Organization of the Soviet Union

Well they're laughing at us. Click Here..

It must be said, that like the breaking of a great dam, the American decent into Marxism is happening with breath taking speed, against the back drop of a passive, hapless sheeple, excuse me dear reader, I meant people. /span> True, the situation has been well prepared on and off for the past century, especially the past twenty years. The initial testing grounds was conducted upon our Holy Russia and a bloody test it was. But we Russians would not just roll over and give up our freedoms and our souls, no matter how much money Wall Street poured into the fists of the Marxists. Those lessons were taken and used to properly prepare the American populace for the surrender of their freedoms and souls, to the whims of their elites and betters. FFirst, the population was dumbed down through a politicized and substandard education system based on pop culture, rather then the classics. Americans know more about their favorite TV dramas then the drama in DC that directly affects their lives. They care more for their "right" to choke down a McDonalds burger or a BurgerKing burger than for their constitutional rights. Then they turn around and lecture us about our rights and about our "democracy". Pride blind the foolish. Then their faith in God was destroyed, until their churches, all tens of thousands of different "branches and denominations" were for the most part little more then Sunday circuses and their televangelists and top protestant mega preachers were more then happy to sell out their souls and flocks to be on the "winning" side of one pseudo Marxist politician or another. Their flocks may complain, but when explained that they would be on the "winning" side, their flocks were ever so quick to reject Christ in hopes for earthly power. Even our Holy Orthodox churches are scandalously liberalized in America. The final collapse has come with the election of Barack Obama. His speed in the past three months has been truly impressive. His spending and money printing has been a record setting, not just in America's short history but in the world. If this keeps up for more then another year, and there is no sign that it will not, America at best will resemble the Wiemar Republic and at worst Zimbabwe. These past two weeks have been the most breath taking of all. First came the announcement of a planned redesign of the American Byzantine tax system, by the very thieves who used it to bankroll their thefts, loses and swindles of hundreds of billions of dollars. These make our Russian oligarchs look little more then ordinary street thugs, in comparison. Yes, the Americans have beat our own thieves in the shear volumes. Should we congratulate them?

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Also in the news today, Timothy Geitner is in China. He spoke in front of College students today, telling them that China's investment in the United States is secure. The broke out in Hysterical Laughter! The Freaking Commies are laughing at us for repeating their mistakes in spades!

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All of this the same day that GM files bankruptcy, and Obama's tells us the they'll come out more competitive with the Government owning 60%. This is the same government that runs Fannnie Mae, Freddie Mac, AMTRACK, and the US Post Office.

Should We Quit Paying Taxes Until Government Represents US?

I like Craig T. Nelson's attitude!